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We reached out to Beat World's Resident Writer today, who shared strong opinions on why "writing is hard,” the concept of ineptitude, and why she hasn't completed the simple task we require of her, despite us being super cool about it. The

Beat World was slammed by an attempted shut down yesterday, after Meta Algorithm Robots flagged the site as being “too cool to be human-made.” Beat World’s CEO, who prefers to remain anonymous, directed public interest to the site&r

Beat World’s reporters met with Rodent Representative Franklin Rat for an exclusive interview about the state of the world. “First thing’s first, we didn’t do this” Franklin whispered across the table of the five star Mi

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The Alien Community response to yesterday’s press release: “why did you hard launch us on war.gov?” Beat World’s investigative reporter reached out to one of our extraterrestrial contacts, who answered the phone slurring his c

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